Somewhere Between Alice and Ophelia

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rowena:
i'm looking over the plans
godric:
yeah
rowena:
what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric:
oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena:
why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric:
safest place
rowena:
fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
[in the distance]
salazar:
there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

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theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

(Source: rocketlynx, via carryonstarkid)